I step into the shower, turn on the taps and begin lathering my hair.
"Joy, Joy, I need to leave now!"
"Please could you wait ten minutes?"
"No, I need to leave now!!" And, what time is my doctor's appointment? Your shampoo smells nice. Is it the herbal, that I ordered?"
I give Maya directions to the hospital. You can see this from Terrylin. Walk to the corner, down the road, and turn right.
Arms flapping. "Your right or my right?"
"Maya," I ask: "Would you like me to clean your room, and wash the towels?"
"No. I have many items of value in there."
Later that afternoon. "I had to wait for the doctor to see me. Then, I got lost. I am a tourist and I am ill. I also bought some food. If I leave it in the fridge, will anyone else eat it?"
"I have decided to stay another night. Is there discount?"
Jim and Jenni arrive that afternoon.
"Where are all the towels? On your website, it says, that you supply towels."
Maya: "I have them. Joy, you didn't tell me that you were expecting other guests."
The landline rings. Call for Maya. Chat. Chat. Chat.
"Please would you ask your friends to 'phone you on the call box?" I ask, "I need the landline for business."
"I am a tourist. I am ill. My friends need to know how I am. And, your call box is out of order."
After breakfast, Jim and Jenni, decide to catch the Gautrain to Sandton.
"I'm coming with," shouts Maya. Please wait for me."
But, you can't see Jim and Jenni for dust.
Maya: "Where are they? What happened to them? Some people are so selfish...."